soak up
soak up by abercrombiefny February 19, 2007
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soak up my mucilage
management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'
i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
soak up my mucilage by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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Soak Up The Sloppiness
A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
Soak Up The Sloppiness by user420247 March 4, 2022
soak update
When a manufacturer releases the beta update for a short period of time then removes the option for more beta testers. They "soak" up as many testers as they can in that period of time... then remove the update.
Motorola released a soak update for beta version of their 1.6.1 software for the Motorola Cliq then removed the update from the site.
soak update by Jaguar7444 January 15, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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