Snurp

A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.

Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.

"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"

by Schmuck83 April 18, 2007

Snurp

A mix of a burp and a sneeze

You: I have a cold
Friend: here's some gingerale
You: snurp!!!!!

by Coolio365 December 22, 2013

Snurp

A snurp is when you sneeze and burp at the same time, resulting in a semi- juicy sneeze.

Sarah: Ew, did you hear Kyle make that weird sound?

Maxine: Yeah, i think it was a snurp...

by Falmin Hot Rat November 20, 2018

Snurp

When you sneeze and burp at the same time. Often both painful and embarrassing.

Liz was snnezing when she burped as well. She turned to her friends and said, " I think i just Snurped."

by Laurarose618 August 31, 2009

Snurp

When you Sneeze And Burp

FUCK i snurped bro

by June 29, 2019

Snurp

The process of taking one last breath and then dying.

Nurse: Doctor, do you think he might snurp?

Doctor: Yes,the chances of him snurping are very high.

Nurse: My only other patient already snurped tonight, I don't know if I can handle another.

Doctor: When he snurps, let me know. Oh yeah, stop your whining.

by biguglyzero September 02, 2007

snurp

To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.

Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!

by ThisIsJohnBrown February 22, 2011