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Norwegian Sawhorse 

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.
Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

sawhorse slider 

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)
Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!
sawhorse slider by goodcook January 3, 2010

Snowhare 

That white guy is such a snowhare!

snowmosexual

somebody who has sex with snowmen.
alicia thrust the snowman's icicle deep inside of herself in an act of snowmosexual intercourse.
snowmosexual by alicia morgan April 13, 2006

showhorse 

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".
She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.
showhorse by BBry September 12, 2013

snowboreding 

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.
The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.
snowboreding by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008