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Snowflaking 

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
Snowflaking by Maudite June 9, 2021
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Snowflaking 

A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.
This charlie's been snowflaked!!
Snowflaking by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Snowflaking 

When a black guy doesn't have time for his homeboys anymore, because he is tapping or dating a white girl.
Yo homie I haven't seen u round the block lately, where you been at? Snowflaking
Snowflaking by Cow Tina December 15, 2008

Snowflaking 

Snowflaking: the act of cutting out decorative snowflakes.
I'll be down stairs snowflaking if you need me
Snowflaking by crafter87 November 27, 2012

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

Snowflaking a bitch 

To be cold or mean to someone
Friend: you still friends with your ex?

Me: Nah I'm snowflaking a bitch

snow-flaking 

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
snow-flaking by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010
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