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Snow diver 

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”
Snow diver by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

Mexican Snow Dive 

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.
WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.
Mexican Snow Dive by anonymous December 30, 2023

Snow Plow Driver

The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.

These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!
No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL
Snow Plow Driver by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Snowdriving

The art and science of safely maneuvering a motorized vehicle through excessive and dangerous wintry weather.
Her, "Gee, dude, I can't believe you got us home in one piece when all those all other cars were sliding off the road. I'm amazed how you deftly avoided that snowbank, eliminating the need for someone to rescue you from the car from the passenger side because the driver side was buried in snow."

Him" "Shaa! Ain't nuttin' but some badass snowdriving."
Snowdriving by Marge Inovera February 21, 2011