snow crab

A person that dislikes winter so much that they are constantly in a grumpy mood throughout the entire season. During the cold winter months they have a lack of patience and are very irritable, especially on a day with lots of snow. During the other seasons they are jolly people, but the cold brings out their inner crab for months at a time.

John: "I came home from Christmas shopping and started showing some of the stuff I bought to Dave. He snapped at me and was really mean for no reason"

Joe: "Dave always get like this during the winter when it's all cold and snowy. He is a real snow crab"

by John Jee September 01, 2013

Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest September 08, 2015

Alaskan Snow Crab

When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.

"dude, I alaskan snow crabbed that bitch so good."

by Robdasauto November 12, 2009

Alaskin snow crab

The use of using feces that has been defecated in a straight line and frozen as a dildo

last night jannie used my alaskin snow crab that i made after we had the big dinner at Chilis

by maroonblood March 15, 2009

Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 03, 2010

Snow Crab Alfredo

the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!

I would like to order Snow Crab Alfredo please.

by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010