A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.
1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!
2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!
2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!
by Bald Monkey September 7, 2016
by Race God March 31, 2011
When you grab someone by the hair on the back of their head and rub their face in hard, icy snow until its raw and red.
by Girlkintic September 19, 2008
Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?
Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.
Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.
by Mike "White Man" Jaworski April 28, 2006
A sexual act, only to be performed reasonably during winter-time near a window, where the female reaches around the male from behind, pleasuring him with her hands.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
Caution:
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
by SnowPrincess October 18, 2008
n. To give a snow job is to physically throw someone face first in deep snow or a snow bank on purpose, such that their entire face and/or head is buried. Most oftend done by children in playground, or college pranksters.
Not commonly used as a verb in this way
Not commonly used as a verb in this way
Person 1 "Come here you bitch" (Person 1 then throws person 2 in the sonw face first, laughing)
Person 1 "Snow Job!!"
Person 1 "Snow Job!!"
by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005
The simple act of snorting coke. Usually used for urban, rich, snobby businessman. Came into existence in the 80's.
Ah John hows the snow job. John: It burnt but after that the coming up was amazing, especially listening to wang chung.
by Zappa man April 28, 2010