snotmess

A sudden and unexpected eruption a gobbular nasal mucus, usually caused by coughing or laughing while drinking a beverage.

"After his outburst, a lime-green layer of snotmess floated atop the ice in his glass of lemonade."

by Cerb February 18, 2006

snotless

1. When you bang someone until they have no more snot left in there body.
2. When you beat the snot out of someone.

1. I banged you snotless last night.
2. I beat the snot out of that guy!

by j nap August 31, 2006