Snot funny 

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

Snot funny by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

It's snot funny 

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast

Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

It's snot funny by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

that's not funny 

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

that's not funny by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

That's not funny 

A term first used by famous Tumblr user Rachel Linklater, "That is not funny" is a phrase said by a triggered person in response to an offensive joke. This is often followed up by the reasoning behind the un-funniness of the joke.

Bobby: I have crippling depression.
Rachel: That's not funny, my uncle commit suicide.

That's not funny by Zenguin March 15, 2017

Fanny Snot 

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.

Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.

Fanny Snot by Bitch boii February 1, 2020

It's not even funny 

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011