Definitions by sedaris

Mango 

Small, whiny, talkative, rude, insensitive, incosiderate, offensive, loud, thing. Often refers to self as "beast," and to others as "bums, garbage, etc." Often used in connotation with odd haircut, fellow midgets, and "getting big"

Mango: "You guys are all bums! I am so beast. Get big! " (such lines have been known to go on for upwards of two hours)

Mango by sedaris March 31, 2005

noks

Strange, Russian, color-blind thing; has very little grasp of English language; pronounces "allegory" as "uh-LEG-ory" and compares babies to being "...like monkies;" is fond of the term chia waaa

If Russia were full of people like Noks, well, it's no wonder they can't overpower the fricking Ukraine.

noks by sedaris March 31, 2005

chia waaa 

Angry, somehwat portly fellow who is fond of playing the cello and working for the school's history club; has longstanding rivalry with noks

Is this even necessary?

chia waaa by sedaris March 31, 2005

Nellular 

Young man whom we would all like to think is just a little slow; most likely does drugs

I honestly have no idea

Nellular by sedaris March 31, 2005