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sweep the cat 

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.
"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"
sweep the cat by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020

Sleep Catnea 

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.
The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.
Sleep Catnea by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

Catching up on sleep 

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"