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sweep the cat 

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.
"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"
sweep the cat by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020

Sleep Catnea 

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.
The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.
Sleep Catnea by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Cath's Sleep Schedule

Ugh my Valorant match history is like Cath's sleep schedule

Catching up on sleep 

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026