A person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. This normally results in bleeding from the anus. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, Hess trucks, Barbie dolls, Etc..

Exapmle 1:

Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot

Example 2:

Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot

Example 3:

Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!

Windpipe Faggot by posermoser January 10, 2008

The ole' Washington Windpipe

While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.

Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.

The ole' Washington Windpipe by Calxn May 2, 2012

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Chicago Windpipe

The act of a women farting while engaged in anal sex with a man.

Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!

Chicago Windpipe by soamazing32 June 23, 2010

Juggalo Windpipe

In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.

John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.

Steve: Is she alright?

John: No, she's dead.

Juggalo Windpipe by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026