Windpipe

what you breathe out of

*cough, that water went down the windpipe!

by MAS15 November 29, 2014

Windpipe

When a woman goes to perform a blowjob and literally blows into a man's penis.

Dude that dumb bitch gave me a Windpipe

by La Grand Coque October 22, 2011

Windpipe Faggot

A person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. This normally results in bleeding from the anus. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, Hess trucks, Barbie dolls, Etc..

Exapmle 1:

Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot

Example 2:

Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot

Example 3:

Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!

by posermoser January 10, 2008

The ole' Washington Windpipe

While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.

Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.

by Calxn May 2, 2012

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Chicago Windpipe

The act of a women farting while engaged in anal sex with a man.

Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!

by soamazing32 June 23, 2010

Juggalo Windpipe

In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.

John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.

Steve: Is she alright?

John: No, she's dead.

by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012