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The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.
I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me
by beerlawyer March 11, 2010
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A smart ass remark made by wanna be hipsters who think they cloak their douchebaggery in a self important sense of fey cleverness and ironic witticism.

Usually those who make "snarky" remarks , can expect to receive a punch to the face , which usually results in cries of injustice, inevitably leading to an apology for bleeding all over the aggressors shirt after being punched again for being a whiny little bitch.


That hipster douchebag made some snarky remark , so I punched him in his skinny pants face. He started crying so I hit him again, then he apologized for bleeding all over my shirt like the little bitch he is.
by VousEnculez April 16, 2009
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A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.
I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!
by Ric C May 23, 2005
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A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it.
OMG! They said "Snark" on Entertainment Tonight!! Oooh, snap! Shout-out!
by AfterBirth April 15, 2006
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A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.
Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?
by marekhud July 14, 2010
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Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.
That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!
by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005
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