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snakes tits 

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
snakes tits by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

snakes with tits 

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !
snakes with tits by Fav February 13, 2008

Snake Tits 

When a girls titties are as slender and long as a snake.
Dude: Did you see her long snake tits man!
Man: Yeah dude she was all the way in the living room and those snake tits were in the kitchen.
Snake Tits by I-sack-1200 August 23, 2011

snake with tits 

Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.

"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
snake with tits by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011