snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

berating snailshells

to lecture, scold, or otherwise talk to a person or group that either no longer exists, or no longer needs the advice. comes from the idea of yelling at snails for moving too slowly, but the snails are dead and there's just empty shells left.

1. i know i'm berating snailshells here, but shakespeare should really write his plays to be less damn boring.

2. dude, nobody cares about easy-bake ovens anymore, stop berating snailshells.

by your-_-pseudonym August 2, 2024