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snail dick 

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
snail dick by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Snail Dick 

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
Snail Dick by tobo4564564 April 1, 2009

Slimy Snail dick 

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

Slimey snail dick 

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

Snailkick 

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.
1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.
Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026