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snail dick 

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
snail dick by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008
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snail dick 

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
snail dick by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Snail Dick 

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
Snail Dick by tobo4564564 April 1, 2009

Slimy Snail dick 

slimy snail dick
Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch
Slimy Snail dick by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Slimey snail dick 

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

Snailkick 

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.
1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.
Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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