The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
by Bertha1548 February 27, 2014
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Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear April 17, 2011
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When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
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It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!
by Dal2010 April 11, 2010
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When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.
Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.
by yellowJZ November 1, 2009
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Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011
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To provide a female with a loose, unreliable, semi-erection that has to be maintained through continuous, harsh & raging masturbation sessions in-between penetration attempts.

This state of the penis very much resembles a Shell Less Snail.
1. "Hey Tim, remember that chick I hooked up with last night ? I got too drunk so i gave her the snail"

2. "I don't find Lisa attractive, but due to my low standards, i'm willing to snail her."
3. "Daquan has such a weak dick game, he snailed me for the 3rd time this week. I think he might be gay"
by Lil Conus July 17, 2020
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