snail's asshole 

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

snail's asshole by aweeze April 2, 2010

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

snail's foot by Laz January 11, 2017

Snail's pube 

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

Snail's pube by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011

snail's asshole 

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

snail's asshole by num421337 April 2, 2010

Snail's Landing 

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

Snail's Landing by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

snail's doorstep 

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

snail's doorstep by Loopydave February 20, 2017

snail's house 

A Kawaii Future Bass artist. I only made this to link it from my Kawaii Future Bass entry. Have fun listening.

"Snail's house does great Future Bass songs!"
"It's Kawaii Future Bass randomshitonjapanesechan!"
"MADA MADA!"

snail's house by Flewsen November 4, 2017