snackosis 

A mental state requiring a person to constantly snack on miscellaneous food items

I had a case of snackosis last night. There is no food left in the house now.

snackosis by Mrhankey269 September 11, 2020

Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

Slackoisie 

Prounounced "Slack-wah-zee". This term was coined by J. Daniel Hull, Esq., author of the "What About Clients?" blawg, and popularized by Scott H. Greenfield, Esq., author of the "Simple Justice" blawg. It refers to:
(1) a class of narcissistic young professionals, particularly attorneys (usually Gen Y/millenials), who believe that having a job is an entitlement, rather than a privilege. They often complain about the work they have (if working), opine the lack of "real lawyer" jobs available in the market, and are critical of the long hours and inadequate pay found at most small firms. They believe they are entitled to work/life balance, that their opinions on any subject are inherently important and that whatever benefits they enjoy are inadequate. The Slackoisie are more interested in having a place to go in the morning and some spending money than committing themselves to their clients and the profession; or
(2) a slacker with an exaggerated sense of self-importance and entitlement.

Examples:
(1) Attorney 1, "OMG, like I got a job at (insert name of any law firm) and they expect me to work like a hundred hours a week. I did not go to (insert name of law school) to work all the time."
Attorney 2, "Stop being such a slackoisie, and appreciate the opportunity you have! There are tons of people graduating law school who would love to have a job doing (insert type of law practiced at Attorney 1's law firm)."
(2) Anyone who claims to be a social media expert/guru;
(3) Anyone who posts on "JDJive" and "JD Underground"; or
(4) Anyone with a graduate degree who lives in their parents basement and is unemployed because they cannot find an employer who "appreciates their uniqueness" or demands that they actually produce quality work before being given a raise, the corner office and a convertible sports car.

Slackoisie by SI_Counsel February 28, 2010

snackalishious 

something to say when you see a really hot guy and they are more than a snack but not a meal yet.

(a word i made up looking at a hot guy)

-"Kristina look at Noah"
-"Woah he is snackalishious"

snackalishious by gianna s June 4, 2018

Snackodile 

The moment when you're incredibly high, and your stomach growls really loud. the munchies have set in and you go on a search for snacks like a wild Snackodile

"hey john i heard your stomach growl from here you're turning into a Snackodile"

Snackodile by Dane Joe combo January 1, 2015

Snacksism 

The prejudicial decision not to let your snacks mix. While a person may like both snacks they don't mix in the same bag.

Snacksism: If a person does not like two different snack foods to mix they are a snacksist. NOTE chez mix does not apply as the snacks within it make up their own unique snack.

Snacksism by ......, September 13, 2014

snackosphere 

The empty space between the top of the bag and the actual snack (chips,pretzels, etc...)

There is way more snackosphere than actual snack!

snackosphere by M. Lee Waters December 6, 2007