Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
Get the Smutty Jesus mug.(noun) Used as a term when you want to call your girlfriend by something cute but she is an absolute smut. When you want to be sweet but honest.
by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006
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by LlamaLord95 February 7, 2018
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Get the Smutty mug.A girl who is a skank and spreads her legs for anyone to get what she wants. Most of the time its for drugs or just to back stab friends by fucking there boyfriends or the close friends ex's... Most of the time the smutts name is SYDNI.
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Get the Smutter-butt mug.John is so smutten with Amy. He wants to play with her breasts like a kitten plays with a ball of yarn.
by dmpawley February 9, 2005
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