smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

smurf turf by Raymond October 6, 2004

smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).

"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."

smurf turf by HTC February 5, 2008

smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

smurf turf by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

smurf your turf 

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

smurf your turf by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

Smurf and Turf 

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

Smurf and Turf by absurdcurd August 19, 2013

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

Smurf 'n' Turf by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Smurf an Turf 

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

Smurf an Turf by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022