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smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009
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smurfpumper

one badass motherfucker that enjoys stuffing those little blue men that stand only three apples high
yo, did you see that nasty stencil smurfpumper did of gargamel getting fucked in the ear?
by smurfpumper January 31, 2004
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Smurfpimpin

The bluest of all niggas!
Omg that smurf is pimpin!!!11!1111!!11!!1!!!

Thats coz that is Smurfpimpin. That smurf is one blue nigga!
by Claks June 11, 2006
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