Smuck Teams 

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

Smuck Teams by Tom May 15, 2004

Smuck teams 

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

Smuck teams by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021

smuck teams 

1. unfair teams
2. josh w

Ugh, we lost but we had smuck teams! Josh was on our team!

smuck teams by smuckteamsdefinitionknower April 28, 2023