smother the pie Share definition Flag masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie. smother the pie by Kevo K May 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the smother the pie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch