A doggo that is smol but not smol enough to be a pupper. It is born a smol pupper and later grows up being small itself. It eats smol foods and plays with it’s kind. Smol doggos are sassy and like to stay away from big doggos because they do not like the Bork. The smol doggo lives to 13-15 years but it becomes immortal when it grows a third eye. It’s natural habitat is the common suburban house. The smol doggo has lived through centuries and will live many more.
Person 1: Aww! Cute puppy! What breed is it?
Person 2: Smoldoggo, no pupper here.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)