smoking pole
smoking pole by lovetosmokepole November 18, 2007
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Smoking Pole
Getting oral sex from an someone after they have eaten spicy or pepper laden foods.
Can also be applied to getting a hand job after the applicaiton of deep heat or deep heat like liquids.
Can also be applied to getting a hand job after the applicaiton of deep heat or deep heat like liquids.
"We went to hot pot last night and afterwards my girl went down on me. It was great until I got a smoking pole because she didn't rinse the pepper tang out of her mouth!"
Smoking Pole by Vanoc March 22, 2010
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smoking pole
The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.
Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.
Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?
Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.
Bro2: Damn
Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?
Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.
Bro2: Damn
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