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smoking penis 

Bro, are you smoking penis?
smoking penis by Gavyou June 1, 2017

Smoking Penis 

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
bro you're literally smoking penis rn

smoking penises 

what I do on the weekends
Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

Smoking Penises 

To say some bullshit
Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
Smoking Penises by JakePealy May 31, 2017

smoking penises 

are smoking penises like a fag

smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.
No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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