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smoketite 

Ones appetite for smoking cannabis
"He rolled that blunt so weak I lost my smoketite."
smoketite by McSkook July 29, 2022
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a person who smokes all the time.
geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.
smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

stokecited 

"stokecited" - adjective - to be both stoked and excited about something at the same, exact time.

I'm so stokecited that I invented this new word.
stokecited by josh money April 14, 2008

SmokeTime 

FaceTiming someone while you both smoke.
"I'm gonna pack my bowl and then I'll give you a call so we can SmokeTime"
SmokeTime by Seachell May 5, 2016

Smokepie 

When you blow smoke (typically from weed) into the flaps of the vagina, similar to blowing a balloon up.
Friend one: Did you guys do anything on your date
Friends two: Yeah she let me tap and then after I gave that bitch a smokepie
Smokepie by KuzcoR March 16, 2020

smoketitles 

When you put the subtitles on the t.v. so you can go outside while you smoke and still watch. Note: T.v. must be within viewing distance when outside.
We were watching the show on t.v. when my sister needed to go smoke, so she put on the smoketitles so she could smoke and watch.
smoketitles by sassysistas August 10, 2010

smoetimes 

Smoetimes is the word you use when you're about to use the word sometimes twice in a sentence but you feel the sentence needs an added bit of variety. Sentence "flair" is one way to describe it. It's purely for aesthetic reasons.
kauhornz: i hate family guy it's so awful
sonofashrub: its funny sometimes and smoetimes its not that great
smoetimes by Dierdre Chou April 30, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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