Smoked Salmon 

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

smoked salmon 

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

smoked salmon by TH3WOLFE July 22, 2009

smoked salmon 

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

smoked salmon by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

Smoked Salmon 

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

Smoked Salmon by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

Smoked Salmon 

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow

i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon

Smoked Salmon by Makudan December 12, 2006

Smoked Salmon 

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

Smoked Salmon by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

smoked salmon effect 

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

smoked salmon effect by Lingrad February 14, 2005