Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.
by Pantaloon February 05, 2008
The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.
While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.
by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006
n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by chagrin94 September 19, 2005
Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.
The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.
The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.
e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!
e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?
yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!
e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?
yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!
by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009
I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.
by skulls1850 March 14, 2009
GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
by BUCKWYLD June 11, 2009