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slap-happy

adj. (1) this word describes the state of someone who becomes somewhat giddy or abnormal in behavior as a result of being smacked around. It is thus synonymous with punch drunk.
(2) it has also been used to describe a person with a penchant or delight in hitting others, but this is certainly not a noun that refers to the state of happiness produced by the hitting.
You can tell that boxer was slap-happy in his post-fight interview.
That bitch, Jennifer, she sure is slap-happy. But I guess it's usually good when a girl hits you.
by chagrin94 September 27, 2005
mugGet the slap-happymug.

Chode

(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!

I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
mugGet the Chodemug.

royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005
mugGet the royal treatmentmug.

Klinefelter

A nickname for the drink commonly referred to as "Red Bull & vodka"
Hey, barkeep! Get us a round of Klinefelters, wouldja?
by chagrin94 November 14, 2009
mugGet the Klinefeltermug.

nozzle

v.t. "nozzle" is a verb which means, "to rouse another individual by inserting an object in his or her nose." Usually, this is a tactic used for waking up someone who is sleeping or who has passed out due to intoxication. Although many objects may be used to nozzle someone, the instrument of choice is a twizzler because it has maximum rigidity without the drawback of causing actual damage to the recipient's nasal cavity.
"Nozzled you my friend." Steve Butawbi (Will Ferrell) in Night at the Roxbury.
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
mugGet the nozzlemug.

blowup doll

(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts.
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
mugGet the blowup dollmug.

Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)
My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!
by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005
mugGet the Tootsie Rollmug.

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