A legendary method of executing a mob-hit wherein the assassin slits the throat of his victim and then reaches up inside the mouth and pulls the tongue back out the slit and lets it hang there like a cravat--to the horror of the unfortunate soul who discovers the recently-deceased. Alternatively, "necktie" may refer to a hangman's noose.
Most-famously referenced in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds":
"Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap!"
"Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap!"
by chagrin94 November 14, 2009
Get the Necktie mug.(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
by Chagrin94 September 03, 2005
Get the Chode mug.n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by chagrin94 September 19, 2005
Get the smoke screen mug.(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)
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Get the Tootsie Roll mug.(n.) 1. A synthetic humanoid doll used for simulating copulation or other sexual acts.
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
2. A man who gives it up to everyone and his brother while in prison. (See also blockhead and buttslut)
"Derek did a stretch in Chino a few years back. I hear that guy was a blowup doll in there." (Taken from American History X)
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Get the blowup doll mug.(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
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