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Smoke Job
Smoke Job by thisismyrealname;) May 9, 2011
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stoke job
Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."
Smokey Baloney Job
Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.
Prostitute: Da fuck is that?
Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.
Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.
Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
Prostitute: Da fuck is that?
Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.
Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.
Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
Smokey Baloney Job by mister4400 December 2, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.