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smoke a j 

means were about to go smoke a good ol joint ie marijuana joint
"yo g we gunna smoke a j"
smoke a j by Ben. s Hall February 5, 2008
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smoke a j 

smoke a j 

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.
smoke a j by venusx May 4, 2020

smoke a jay 

To smoke a joint
Yo homie u want to smoke a jay
smoke a jay by mst123 May 30, 2014

Smoke a joint 

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.
Smoke a Jacob by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
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