smeguchet

You have to be a woman to do this one, but you strip naked, backflip to get enough centrifugal force, and at the right time tense your ass cheeks so they clap together and queef aggressively, shooting out all of the cooch-cream and ass grease and piss and sweat accumulated in there.

Guys we should get out of the way, I think Jackie's gonna use the smeguchet on us.

by Rod Biggleton March 7, 2019