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when a person smeres a strangers penis smeg on a seasaw before riding it for pleasure.
sharon:did u see jimmy on that seasaw

john:yea hes such a smegrider
by Rusty Hill September 04, 2015
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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