Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

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The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

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Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

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A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

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A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

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A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

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