smegma brains

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Smegma brains, a term used for rather annoying people who are unaturaly red.

The term can also be used for a certain someone who gets there dashes ( - ) and apostrophies ( ' ) confused.

Finaly the term can be referrred to someone who has smegma breath.

"Hi andrew" said dongcan.
"Oh my god your breath stinks , ewwww smegma brains" said andrew.

Dongcan now turns into smegma brains.

smegma brains by annonomus moose July 17, 2006

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smegma brains

A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.

Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.

smegma brains by :x-y-z: July 22, 2006

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

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