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Smegladon 

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell
Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon
Smegladon by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

omegladon 

After enjoying the shocker so much, she was ready to step it up to the omegladon.
omegladon by Little King August 4, 2006
The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

smegladyte 

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.
Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.
smegladyte by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020