smediocre

Something that’s small level but low level of mediocre. Striving for average.

Two free throws, a mid range shot, a layup, and a kiss from your aunt was a smediocre effort for 6 points.

by MikeyVaJason February 23, 2021

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock

This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

premium mediocre

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.

"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.

by wurmspwn October 24, 2019

mediocrement

n. It's like a compliment, but not. But it's also not an insult.

3 examples of a mediocrement:

"Hey, you're not the grossest person I've ever met!"
"Well, you didn't miss ALL the pins on your last bowl."
"Here, have a participation trophy."

by spartacusrc3 June 6, 2013

Mediocre

Not good, not bad, but a negative term nonetheless. Often used to describe something that is average, but was expected to be much better.

She was a mediocre student who could have been much better.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Mediocre Mormon

A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.

Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!

by love me sexay March 11, 2011

mediocretin

Mediocre + cretin = mediocretin. A stupid, vulgar or insensitive person who is “additionally” of moderate or low quality, value, ability or performance.

They're so offensively average I've had to coin a new word for them: mediocretin.

by @carrozo September 11, 2020