smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

Smashin' Ass

A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing

This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself

by The_Reaper May 27, 2004

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008