Smashin' Ass

A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing

This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself

Smashin' Ass by The_Reaper May 27, 2004

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smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

smashin' ass by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

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ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

ass smashin poop jockey by Slicksta February 18, 2008

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slashin the hogs ass

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.

"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

slashin the hogs ass by ellaguacamole January 7, 2018

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smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

smashing asses by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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