smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.
(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.
by sphilli2004 February 14, 2011
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Smash her back doors in

Have anal sex with somebody
(William) Hey bro, I hear you gotta date with Diane!

(Callum) Yeah. I'm gonna smash her back doors in dude..
by Big Homie 73 August 03, 2019
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Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!
Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?
by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 17, 2011
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smashing her back door

I bent her over and started smashing her back door in
by mad ibiza March 02, 2006
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Smash your Back Doors In

As the girl walked by, Oz said "I smashed her back doors in"

Mike said to Edie "Can I Smash your Back doors in?"
by Flangeman100 September 11, 2009
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