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Smash player 

A Smash player is someone who plays a Smash Bros. game. The stereotypical Smash player is a smelly nerd that plays the game all day, only plays on legal stages, items never on, and is a pedophile. This isn't the case most of the time. Smash players are people of all ages that enjoy the game competitively or casually. The majority are competitive players. There are plenty of cringe/weird people in the community, but there is also plenty of really nice people as well. Many people make the generalization that Smash players are smelly nerds because they assume that since they spend lots of time on the game, they don't spend anytime on hygiene. This is true for some players, but not the majority of people. The stereotype that Smash players are pedophiles rose because in July, 2020, numerous sexual misconduct allegations were posted on Twitter about Smash players. These allegations were risen on over fifty members of the Super Smash Bros. community, including some of the game's most well-known professional players, commentators, tournament organizers, and content creators. The accusations included instances of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and sexual abuse of minors.
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Ewww, so you're a pedophile.
Smash player: Fuck off.

Another situation:
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Cool. I used to play that game, I sucked at it.
Smash player: Maybe we could play it together sometime and I can teach you.
Smash player by SipTR December 6, 2020
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Smash player 

Someone who only like to play in legal stages but doesn't respect legal ages.
-Dude, that isn't the kind of smash that I was talking about!

-Bro, what's the problem? I didn't use items.

-he's 14! You had to be a smash player...

Smash player 

A person who wastes his or her life playing a dumb fighting game for weeaboos. #smashistrash
Smash player by Yogabbagrabba May 24, 2017

Pro Smash Bros Player 

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.
John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

8-Player Smash 

When a bitch got 7 vaginas, and you and your friends are fucking her in each hole. The 8th player is fucking her in the butt like that one weirdo who plays smash with the Wii U gamepad.
"me and my friends found this bitch who got 7 vaginas. we can totally play 8-player smash"
8-Player Smash by steamed hams June 10, 2018

Hero player in smash 

hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.
Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.

Pro Smash Bros. Player 

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.
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