SmashCake aka "Smashy" or "SingularDrift" is a wonder to the natural evolution because he evolved into a Pinguin even though he was born as an Axolotl. His charm and charismatic skills are based on his encouragement to sing Karaoke songs from the "Yakuza" videogame series. This has led to a thriving development to become a real Superstar! As a conclusion he formed the SmashCake Fanclub which marks the biggest achievement of his career. He's soon starting with his world-tour all around the globe, inaugurating it in the German city of Cologne. He also has overthrown multiple goverments.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.