Somebody whom hogs on to toilet paper rolls or goes around spitting saliva into each others mouth or touching dirty surfaces and stuffing it into others mouths.
adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.
Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.