Somebody whom hogs on to toilet paper rolls or goes around spitting saliva into each others mouth or touching dirty surfaces and stuffing it into others mouths.
That man over there is putting his finger into that lady'smouth. He is so sarstupid.
adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.
Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.