smack you 

to hit. also used to threaten a female.

I'm gonna smack you hoe!

I will smack you if don't stop.

smack you by jkkkk May 8, 2008

smack you upside the head 

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

smack you upside the head by cha ching July 13, 2006

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

talk smack you get a wack 

something you would say to someone you are downright pissed off at.

"oi lorna lou , talk smack you get a wack " said sop.mc

talk smack you get a wack by sop.mc June 2, 2016

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up! 

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.

What a stupid ad.

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up! by Anonymous August 12, 2003

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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.....You.....Smack.....No.....Tacks......You...... by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025