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smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.
smack bean by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
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smack bean

A very big smackhead
‘Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie
smack bean by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

Bean Smack 

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.
The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.
Bean Smack by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Smack the bean 

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.
I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.
Smack the bean by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021

bean sack 

when giving a blowjob, don't forget to lick the bean sack.
bean sack by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Bean Sack 

A hispanic person. Mainly used to refer to mexicans.
Did you go to joses party?

Hell no! their were too many bean sacks!
Bean Sack by placebo61 March 10, 2010

Pasty bean sack 

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
Pasty bean sack by Malakas March 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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