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slut punch 

verb; if you can't pronounce slut punched, you're an idiot

To be punched really hard.

A slut punch is a combination of a bitch slap, pimp slap, sucker punch, and every violent move to the face. It would really hurt to be slut punch and you'd probably be sore for a very long time. You'd have a black eye for possible 3 months. Do not ever get slut punched. You've been warned.
(1) If you don’t pass me the salt shaker, I will slut punch you.

(2) Katie: Omg, Diana, what happened?
Diana: Jasmine slut punched me.
Katie: Oh fuck, that's going to be there for a long time.
Diana: Yeah, it felt like I got hit in the face by a cows utter.

(3) Oh my gosh! If she doesn’t back off my man, I will slut punch her!
slut punch by jasminebui July 25, 2010
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pinche slut

someone having more sex than you
Pinche slut! I heard you turned ten tricks last week!
pinche slut by Father Roocifer August 4, 2004

slutpuncher

The sorority party took a violent turn when Anthony the slutpuncher showed up.
slutpuncher by Kony2016 November 17, 2013

slutmuncher 

One who munches on sluts pussies.
She is such a dog, I bet she is a slutmuncher.
slutmuncher by slapstaa May 26, 2008

slutmunch 

slutmunch is a cannibal slut
whore, slutmunch, slut, cannibal
slutmunch by dandan hysteria666 December 8, 2006

slutpunch 

1. the mean, nasty cousin of the bitch slap.

2. to assault a person of questionable ethics and ill repute.

3.The coolest hobby and/or occupation to which a scenester can aspire.

4.A desperate cry for acceptance which employs misogynist (or mishumanist) vulgarity.
This has been observed as:
-shouting "I punch sluts!" while out at a show or bar
-making "I punch sluts" one's username or tagline on MySpace
-designing CafePress or home-made t-shirts about slut-punching
-calling one's intramural ultimate frisbee team "Team Slutpunch"

slutpunch by Lauren K December 17, 2005
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