slut (moogus)

stupid slut that won’t shut up about stupid ass things

Person A: Hey bro you check bounties yet?
Person B: Yeah, they updated mine
slut (moogus): The David Goggins Gogathon:
1) Wake up at 0200 hours
2) Cry for a little bit
3) DEVOUR a reasonably priced
frozen mozzarella pizza
4) Quick shadow boxing session
under a cold shower
5) Leave house NAKED
6) Discuss geopolitics with a feral
dog as the sun begins to rise

STAY HARD
NEVER LET
IT GO SOFT

by slutour September 24, 2023