slushmat

A sloppy drunk bitch who throws herself at anything with a pulse.

That EJ chick is such a slushmat, lay off the bottle and get some self-respect girl!

by Clyde McAwesomepants February 11, 2010

slushmat

Degrading term used to describe slutty Eskimos.

Ew, I bet that slushmat's been railed so many times that you can't read the Welcome Sign anymore!

by thebespeopleever February 6, 2010

Slushmageddon

Snowmageddon's weaker/wetter cousin. When you get a shit ton of snow followed immediately by a warm front that turns it all into slush creating massive amounts of standing water and ice slushy. This is then in turn tossed around by idiots in cars indiscriminately like a rain/hale storm in a twister causing weeping and gnashing of teeth on your way to work as your car is slowly eroded away from the raw mixture of water, deicing chemicals, ice, salt and gravel.

Oh my god I almost drown on my way to work today. It was a regular Slushmageddon out there.

Or

Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon

by KillerGerbil January 13, 2011