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slushmat by Clyde McAwesomepants February 11, 2010
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Slushmageddon
Snowmageddon's weaker/wetter cousin. When you get a shit ton of snow followed immediately by a warm front that turns it all into slush creating massive amounts of standing water and ice slushy. This is then in turn tossed around by idiots in cars indiscriminately like a rain/hale storm in a twister causing weeping and gnashing of teeth on your way to work as your car is slowly eroded away from the raw mixture of water, deicing chemicals, ice, salt and gravel.
Oh my god I almost drown on my way to work today. It was a regular Slushmageddon out there.
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Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon
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Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon
Slushmageddon by KillerGerbil January 13, 2011
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)