slugcock

an uncircumcised penis so unnaturally smooth and pasty to where it looks like a slug

"Have you seen PewDiePie's nudes yet? That fucking thing is a MONSTER of a slugcock."

slugcock by Delicious Hot Schmoes November 20, 2017

Slugcock

A penis that has prematurely went flaccid and subsequently been removed from a juicy vagina that results in a slimy mass that resembles a slug.

I drank so much last night that I couldn’t finish with Mary. I ended up with that ol’ slugcock.

Slugcock by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

slugsocks 

Excessive foot sweating causes socks to become extremely saturated - when footwear is removed the socks parody slugs in both appearance and evidence of location (a slug trail).

Usually following intense exercise in which participants are wearing tight fitting footwear.

Robert: Chea, that was an intense practice!

Milo: Yeah man, my feet were sweating so bad back there. Woah! Get a load of my slugsocks!

slugsocks by anthubc2010_slugsocks October 9, 2010

Slutcock

A dude that thinks hes the absolute shit and tries to bang as many girls as possible.He will also try to bang girls with boyfriends.Another word for Douchebag

What a fool.This kid thinks hes the king when we all know what a slutcock he is.Keep dreaming douchebag

Slutcock by Brock Slutcock April 11, 2011

sluglock 

Dominant hairstyle of the urban chouli. What started as perhaps dreadlocks and has since become a single slug-like entity of matted hair and miscellaneous funk.

After Manchego passed out we put a bunch of baby spiders under his sluglock.

sluglock by Elki Blaglag May 24, 2005

slugpocket 

A play on words no one has never heard of or made up before.
Explanation: Think of a slug crawling inside your pants pocket as a plug being inserted into a socket. (And here you have a rhyme!)

Me: “There’s a slugpocket somewhere in my pants.”
Janis: “Why?”
Me: “I can tell because it smells funny.”

slugpocket by bluestinger66 December 6, 2023