2 definitions by Delicious Hot Schmoes

Adj. Adverb. A stupid, retarded elder.
Lol, it's Halloween. Let's go give shit to the postronomous.
by Delicious Hot Schmoes March 3, 2012
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an uncircumcised penis so unnaturally smooth and pasty to where it looks like a slug
"Have you seen PewDiePie's nudes yet? That fucking thing is a MONSTER of a slugcock."
by Delicious Hot Schmoes November 20, 2017
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